toontownman

Aaww fuck off. The bastard gods want us to stay up. To be fair they were losing and drew level so if anything. Gods still onside with relegation

Glad we are all getting to watch two sides trying to be competitive today. Villa might be defensively naive and opening themselves up but id rather that then watch when we get beat soundly playing the way we do.

2-2

A) how long has Reina been playing for Villa B) That's bloody unlucky. C) How is that run up allowed?

Absolutely. Player first.

It's amazing how teams with inadequate squads can play attractive football. I thought that was impossible?

Medical ahead of proposed move? "He failed, we tried."

They'll be top two by the end of the month. Yeah fancy them to go up now. Could get our Derby back next year. YaY!

Aye. Would switch Manquillo with Carroll. Seriously no point wasting squad space with big Andy. He has got his return and I love it but lets take off the specs. He will be injured half the season at least and a year older. Manquillo has arguably been our best RB and seems happy to be a squad player.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if it wasn't a big PR play. Give it a month and in comes hero Bruce and ties them both down to long term contracts. Lots of quotes about how great the gaffer is and how he played such a pivotal role in them signing. The importance of keeping local lads and Ashleys long term vision of the club etc..

Pulled the wool over Longstaff's eyes. What he didn't notice is Bruce said the exact same to every other fucker in a black and white shirt. https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/sean-longstaff-reveals-what-he-was-told-about-tactical-change-newcastle-united-1555780

Amen Stiffles, well said. We can only dream for an end as its a chance for a new beginning.

Think it is going to take some time for him to get properly match fit. He hasn't played since last May or something right?

It is all just a vehicle for an overly elaborate murder mystery weekend and Ashley is going to bring everyone together at a secluded mansion. He will make Charnley the butler but by the time everyone has arrived Mike will realise he can't actually be arsed and no-show instead. Like the shittest ever remake of Murder by Death.

Could have all chipped in bought Bury and be beating Sunderland by now. To be fair Mike could dress up as the tango man, pull down everyones pants and tango them as they come through the turnstiles and it wouldn't put people off. To lots including the good majority of us here its just an addiction and habit we can't stop.

Bloody loved Jetro, we should be signing him regardless of whether Rose ends up here or not.

Simply can't cope with ASM's unpredictability. Same at the weekend Ritchie tries to pass where he would expect but ASM is his own animal. ASM will get better with Rose. Ritchie can head back to being back up winger. He can't be worse than atsu.

Saviour

Knob. Seemed surprised he found it might.

Fuck me, pick that out.

Atsu legendary.

Tells the press to do one by insulting his players then insults his players himself. He has now had two windows to get another competent striker if that is what he is complaining about. There is no excuse. Absolutley no clue.

I think the leak game is more likely: - Ashley is twiddling thumbs, moving goalposts and not replying and potential investors are pissed, bored of waiting and want to force his hand - His play was leaking there are 3 potential suitors to get them to pay more. - They release more info about the owner wanting Manure. - It simply all just goes away and this board implodes with apathy once more.

Doesn't matter if Cavani is playing up top he wont score with the way we set up and the lack of opportunities and support given to the striker. To the surprise of no-one Rafa was of course correct. We never should have pissed that much money away on him, especially as our number 9. With decent coaches and players around to protect and support him he might have been worthwhile at 10-15m. We have fucked another promising career though. Congratulations to Soumare for working that out before he made the mistake of coming.