Sima

Leapt like a Salmon

Tevez is going to go nuts soon

Rooney

Well, this is shit. Not surprising like.

The Bayern fans said "enough was enough, we want to see our team at closer quarters" and banging on about his replica Woking shirt.

Appalling.

Nani spamming the right analog stick

Fuuuuuuuuuuck you JH

The ticker at the top "CITY" "UTD"

Lots of injuries for Man City please.

Poor Roy hasn't got a chance, has he?

Is it not even for charity?

Fucking hell.

It's ridiculous how much Gareth Bale is built up. No wonder he thinks he's Ronaldo and Messi rolled into one.

"Anton, what's the score?"

Fuck off Terry.

Is Paddy Kenny taking the piss?

No-one closing Bosingwa down there.

Hoddle going on about Bayern. Apparently they are "a good team" and Chelsea "could easily lose the Champions League final" Fucking cage.

Dalglish ridiculously defensive again.

What is this wanksplat gibbering on about?

Obvious Pardew is resting his champagne players Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Simpson.

Ben Arfa off ffs.