Sima

Milner and Matip on to change the game.

Sit down Fletch, you daft cunt.

Doesn’t sound very “magic European night” at Anfield.

Ban this sick filth.

"I know, I'll call myself Oxo instead of Bisto. They'll never see through that"

He’s a shitter version of Cattermole on the pitch. An absolute clogger.

Same in The Leazes. Playing Doris Day at full volume probably fucked the speakers.

Wouldn't have been likely to take players off early either.

He wouldn’t get sent off if he did. We’ve already seen that with Sabitzer.

12/1 for these to win the league. Wouldn’t surprise me.

Tempted to put £500 on Man Utd to numb the pain.

Man, Dan Burn against this next week…

Different side with Casemiro in it unfortunately.

No.

Woman next to me called me a fucking idiot for me suggesting it’s supposed to be a silence. Took some slight amusement in her moaning to those around her about how she hasn’t got a ticket for next week, mind.

Wonder how many of those that fucked off have tickets for next week.

Heartbreaking. RIP ☹️

The change from “We love you Newcastle, we do” still annoys…

It’s hilarious how much a lot of the media want PIF to ditch us and move onto their beloved Man United.

Has the monthly WF funding been publicised somewhere? The clown that organises the mackems display claims it’s at £20K a month.

Left.

I did say relatively tbf, but it is coming from a base of us rinsing teams before the WC break.

We need Barcelona to put these through the wringer next week. We’re in relatively wretched form at the minute but Bruno being back will be a massive plus.

Centre half and GK are decent as well.