Sima

Fuck is this interview montage? Desperate to get back to talking about Max Dowman.

I was going to suggest that there’d be WC shouts in the next few days but Sky have surpassed that.

Wouldn’t have been overturned had he gave it in the first place.

“His Mum and Dad are lovely people.” Didn’t think I’d be hoping that Dowman Sr. is a massive nonce by 8pm when I woke up this morning. But at least I’ll be able to laugh at Jamie Redknapp.

Is he the first ever teenager that has played a Premier League game or something?

“He seems like he’s got a very supportive family.” What even is this?

“As a father…” Absolute fucking weirdos.

Sky trying to hype this latest little cunt up like that benchwarmer Lewis-Skelly.

Book that cunt.

Cheating cunt.

Declan Rice should be sent off every game if Hall is delaying the restart there.

Amazed he give that.

Push out man.

Why are we just letting Palmer cross at will?

11

Don’t worry, here’s Dan Burn to add some juice down our left.

Hall to CM?

Wew.

Shit from Hall.

Then absolute dogshit. Might as well not have bothered.

They’ll give that.

Yellow card that.

VAR desperate to help Chelsea out.

Fuck Off Woltemade.

You’re shit at long throws Tino. Pls stop.