Sima

They’ll have to sell a toilet brush for £400m.

We’ll still be playing at SJP in the 2035/36 season.

Annoys me no end that Chelsea are in that tournament.

I hope Charlotte gets asked if she's got a ticket for Wembley.

Villa's run to the quarters has been a piece of piss compared to what we were up against last season.

Necks are massive on the snide stuff for kids. It's the single biggest flaw imo.

The atmosphere is rank, full of either whinging old cunts or cunts that are barely interested in the game. ENJOY THE GAME

Probably at 10am so it’s the same time as the Brighton GS…

Leicester 1-2 Brentford Everton 2-0 Man United Arsenal 1-0 West Ham Bournemouth 4-0 Wolves Fulham 1-2 Palace Ipswich 2-2 Spurs Southampton 0-3 Brighton Villa 2-0 Chelsea Newcastle 0-3 Forest Man City 3-2 Liverpool

‘Manc Ashley’ is snappier, no?

That Larry Onion is an absolute clown.

Same was said about Man City. Fully expecting us to be as limp-dicked against these. In both games.

They’re the 3rd shorts from 22/23, no?

Gordon forgotten how to look along his line?

Gordon is hanging out of his arse. Get him off.

Ederson’s distribution is obscene.

A SHOT

Just fucking kicked him. Dirty cunt.

Bruno injuring himself trying leave one on an opponent.

Sick of rolling over at this place.

Fuck off Willock.

Never a FK.

I fear for Hall against Salah.

We haven’t put any pressure on them from the off, let them pick passes at will. It’s like we’re a Bruce team and we’re playing their treble-winning team.

Just give him a hat trick.