Sima

PSG get that pen.

World Cup Willie

Honking.

Scotland Italy still won't qualify.

Be a crease if he gets shot by ICE at the airport.

Pulled some strings and flaunted the FMV rules a bit for Wissa (£500K).

Look forward to him sitting on the bench all game in a Conference League second leg home tie after being 10-1 up from the first leg.

Defences can play 5-10 yards further forward and take more risks because our CF options are shite compared to what Isak brought to the table. That's a big contributor to the increased number of goals we are conceding imo.

“Shall we do this £5 NUFC-branded biro with black ink or blue ink?”

This cunt been sold yet?

“Finalise the priority pots” Do you attend a school in Dundee? Do you know Alex Hurst?

Or a Brentford player. We didn’t seem to have an issue with that so it’s a bit hypocritical to be indignant at it happening to us. Won’t stop me though.

Looks like loads of our players have similar judging by our league form this season.

PIF lining up a £150m bid.

If the warning signs weren’t there then, they certainly were at that Celtic friendly.

Fell apart once that racist had been evicted from the East Stand.

This kid doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

I don’t trust him to spend any money wisely. For that reason alone I sadly can’t see why he should be in charge after the Fulham game.

Miracle if we finish in the top half.

Thanks Willock.

Keep this useless cunt on the bench.

Captain Chaos holding onto the ball far too long.

Keep it on target ffs.