Sima

He's busy enough but fuck giving him a chance running onto goal.

I think Man City will go for Alexander-Arnold instead.

Likely to get to the semis without playing a single PL team between them.

That’s Joe Hart not being invited back. Must have forgot we lost.

Was looking forward to us signing him to replace Tonali.

That there are tickets already available for games that haven't even had member ballots/sales shows you the extent of the problem.

Pope special from that child in nets for the mackems.

Sssshhhh.

PASS IT YOU BELLEND

“Is a team a division below beating a team above a giant killing?” I’m sure he’d have been saying Wrexham beating Chelsea was a giant killing had it happened. Whopper.

If that’s Ramsdale against Salah he’s off even though Botman would be covering.

Defender was covering tbf

Shearer celebration in front of the mackems behind that goal.

Can’t send him off. Would be bad for the “brand”.

Their away atmosphere is also shit until they are in the ascendancy.

If we lose in a fortnight you could see a significant shift. No need to wait until next season.

Prontonise us more pls.

What the fuck was Guardiola kicking off about the end btw? He had to be pulled away from the referee. More cringeworthy theatre in his “He’s such a perfectionist that even after he’s coasted to another victory, he’s demanding more.” schtick? I can’t stand the cunt.

Fucking rank, that.

Why the fuck is Onedek playing tunes about a Mackem shopping centre?

Was in the corner tonight, was good. Especially getting behind Eddie for the last 10-15 minutes,

Can see us agreeing a loan with obligation for £30m in the summer.

Another immediate yellow.

Laughable how many fouls in midfield Man City get away with without a yellow. First time we do it? Immediate yellow.

Bring back Kurt Angle’s theme before the second half kick off imo.