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Getting voted over by cuck clubs who have no place being in the top tier at all historically. Brighton, Brentford, Crystal Palace, Fulham and Bournemouth. Put those teams in the north and they wouldn't be anywhere higher than the Championship playoffs.

The new "Alan Shearer tradesman" story.

Fender announcing gigs at SJP and us a new stadium on the same day will fling them over the edge.

Do they still have the NEWCASTLE UNITED in the SD font? PM with deets if so.

Failure.

There aren't many and there are even less that would come to us anyway. More the reason why he shouldn't really be for sale at any price.

From BBC's Gossip: Arsenal have made Newcastle and Sweden striker Alexander Isak, 25, their top attacking target, while the Magpies will consider Everton and England's Dominic Calvert-Lewin, 27, and Lille and Canada's Jonathan David, 24, as replacements. (TeamTalk) Imagine the reaction to selling Isak and replacing him with Calvert-Lewin or David.

Is the unofficial PL Champion thing still being done on here? Cant remember what thread it was on.

For dropping their case. I’ve said it for a while now, that will be the deal. They get to keep their titles and dominate and the Premier League doesn’t have its reputation dragged through the courts.

It’s as classy as I get tbf, the prestige of a Christmas dinner.

Assumes I had any in the first place. I love Yorkshires as much as anyone but I’ve never had them on Xmas dinner.

Yorkshire puddings have no place on a Christmas dinner.

Dan Burn, Sean Longstaff, Mark Gillespie.

He’d have been well suited here now with Howe’s style of play.

Also, the state of those fucking jeans.

When your Pizza delivery is over half an hour late.

Genuinely don’t know who this cunt is.

Bellingham trying to tackle him.

Could be a cricket score now.

AG.

Bellingham is such a greedy cunt.

Kane books his first XI spot for the next 12 months.

Absolutely electric, this.

Shearer, Lee, Batty