Sima

Can you hook me up with a seamstress into the bargain?

Right way up. Now to get it framed with the rest of the stuff I have.

Mine's out for delivery today. See what I get in the patch lottery.

Mackems and Boro are just an upmarket Darlo and Hartlepool these days in competitive comparison to us.

Time to take it to The Chronicle. Get your compo face ready.

I blame Mourinho more than Guardiola.

Stop spitting, you baldy little nonce.

Book Grealish for diving then. Cunt.

“I’m Karl, he’s Lenny” ”I’m Karl”

Kind of want us to sign him. Think he could be the missing creative piece alongside Bruno & Tonali.

Mike Dean has a worthless existence.

Mount is another piss poor signing.

Destined to be world class against us for years to come.

We sat off them like we were playing their peak Treble-winning side.

Antony pls.

Foden.

How much did Dorgu cost? Fuck a duck, he’s absolutely shit.

Are Man City really going to be all-conquering again once Rodri comes back into this side?

Yeah, weird to suggest it isn’t. Grounds must be about 5 miles apart at the most.

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Wonder how many minutes they add on here…

Slot with five forwards again. ”You’re just a Dutch Graeme Souness…”

Carragher absolutely fewmin at that Rabona

Liverpool getting bullied. Shame it’s to a team that are closing the gap.