Sima

On second glance, aye. Looked like a clusterfuck on first glance.

Sanchez

What the fuck is a Pitcam in relation to football? Game’s gone.

Sanchez is proper shit.

Something genuinely loathsome about Foden.

You just know these will be on fire again by the time we play them.

Why did Jackson take a touch?

Cunt can’t pass a ball to save his life.

Rattled.

Woof. Bullet dodged.

Fuck off Longstaff, been on five minutes and he’s playing lazy passes.

Burn is absolutely toss with his head in an attacking sense.

Fuck is Schar doing?

The fuck are we doing?

It’s spelt Dhalsim

NO-sula

Doesn’t seem like Howe trusts any of his bench options for longer than 15 minutes if Barnes isn’t there.

Make some subs man.

Corner surely?

Fucking free kick.

Becoming a bit of a liability.

When we do get the ball bouncing to us from a set piece we’re offside anyway.

Referee is a fucking clown.

Not even sure he was off.

Stamps on his foot.