Sima

Load of illness flying around like. Worrying.

How has the QPR player not been sent off there?

He doesn’t, it’s about Newcastle.

Looking forward to our Brazilian trifecta in midfield once Paqueta comes in

The Premier League are happy that there is separation between PIF and the Saudi State. If all of the people linking MBS actions's to the ownership of Newcastle United want to pursue this, maybe they would like to present their evidence of a link to the Premier League.

Is that a haiku?

Or claiming he had COVID after we were sodomised by Brighton last season.

Havertz pls.

Fucking hell Spurs.

I spotted that

Maguire OG

Mike Dean though, he have a free kick to Brentford the other week after Targett was stamped on.

What a cross.

Cornet channelling his inner Jacob Murphy.

Monkeying around iirc.

If Joe's back time to play Bruno, Joe & Willock.

Was class having Quinn on co-comms every derby. Said no cunt. He cheated a drink driving charge but at least he said he hated a section of their support.

BASTARD!

I'd add Tuchel to that list tbf. I think he's the best tactician out of all of them.

Aye, Peter Reid is sound.

Just read on Twitter that Salisu and Walker-Peters were unavailable for the original fixture. The cheating cunts.

“If we employed an ex mag as a coach this place would implode” What? Like Bob Stokoe?

Ex-Sunderland striker. Recently had a role at their place until Richie Rich made him redundant. Now has a coaching job with us.

“Shame, used to like him” Your club made him redundant, daft cunt. He’ll be living paycheck to paycheck.

TIL Amanda Staveley was engaged to Prince Andrew. According to daft mackems, that is… Not the real truth that she turned down a proposal from him. You’d think that would have been big news at the time considering he was so close to the throne.