Sima

Great reception for Eriksen. Welcome back but you can have a shitter this game.

So we’re trying to do the self-destruct thing? Cool, cool…

Run at that cunt all game now.

Willock slipping into form nicely.

Fuck, I thought that was in.

SHEARER!

She credited Bruce with one of our wins this season earlier.

Shite header.

Murphy has started fucking terribly.

Aye. Originally gave a Brentford FK.

Ajer doesn’t look comfortable at all at RB. Fraser should be at him at every opportunity.

That’s a fucking yellow as well.

Mike Dean giving a free kick for them at first man.

100% a red.

Mike Dean being Mike Dean.

Can’t even win a corner correctly.

Murphy could have probably got that with a bit more aggression.

Spectacular jinxing.

Some fucking horrific finishing in this half.

Hopefully. He was dogshit at West Brom.

Someone's got a new Twitter account...

Of course, good shout. Completely forgot about that.

Who do we think the player that they bid for that was labelled as selfish? Aubameyang? van de Beek?

Could buying up the buildings in that chunk of land between the bottom of Pitt Street and Wellington Road and Barrack Road be explored? We could then rotate the pitch and move it a bit further west freeing up space in front of Leazes Terrace. We'd need to reroute that section of Barrack Road alongside it but all possibilities should be explored.

We already know what’s happening in this Burnley v Spurs game, right?