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I remember Britain’s hardest bouncer saying the Saudis was would never invest in something so barren as the North East. He was famously employed as a toilet scrubber by a rich Saudi but that’s strangely not mentioned anymore.

Fucking annoying how this wazzock is front and centre in the media with regards NUFC.

When the takeover collapsed around July last year in the following days some poor soul committed suicide off the Tyne Bridge near Aveika. Wraith took a photo from the Gateshead side with ambulances around the area (near Baja) and posted something like 'When the Takeover doesn't go through' with two of the 'Monkey Hands over the Eyes' emojis.

The bloke mocked someone's suicide, all bets are off as to what he'll do for attention.

Canny radge how they are continuing to pull money from peoples bank accounts (remember, no refunds!) without any communication as to whether they are still pursuing what they campaigned for to get the fund moving.

Grumpy Old Cunt, the mackem mythbuster. Unless you buy him a pint, then he’ll perpetuate any myth you want him to. Hell, he’ll even suck off a myth if you want him to. Yes, that’s an American Pie 2 reference. Mind you, Sunderland is that far behind the times that film is yet to be released.

Staveley should send him 8 cans of Fosters. He’d soon pipe down then.

With Hendrick in CM.

Always is. Just like how Exile got a couple of replies on Twitter last week and the thought process was ‘if they’re replying it means that you’re getting to them. Keep at it’ Fuck knows what that makes the near 30,000 comments about us in the last 5 and a half weeks…

I thought it was Guthrie she stalked?

I’m in.

Is this the keeper we’ve been linked to? He’s fucking hopeless Makes Darlow look like Dino Zoff.

Didn't know Eddie Hearn had got the England Rugby job.

Carver.

That crest was moved to The Gallowgate when the ground was extended iirc.

Get The Repair Shop onto that.

That fat slug realises Keegan was a player for us, right?

Don't think my nipples have recovered to this day.

Man, if that shite is down in time for Brentford

Can't really complain about the Alli goal being there instead of Shearer's but to have that Pulisic goal ahead of Ben Arfa is outrageous.

As always with this fucking oaf if you look beyond face value, his achievements don't stack up against the praise dished out.

I'd happily forgotten all about that song. Fuck you for bringing it back to my attention. Good god...

Come on, let’s be fair on them bullying Amanda Staveley. It’s not just her. They abuse 16 year-old Holly Blades, too. At least it’s taken some of the heat off ‘Dawnie’.

It’s hilarious how they use that obviously bullshit Cisse story in an attempt at whataboutery. The state of the Photoshopping on it, man