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Just read on Twitter that Salisu and Walker-Peters were unavailable for the original fixture. The cheating cunts.

“If we employed an ex mag as a coach this place would implode” What? Like Bob Stokoe?

Ex-Sunderland striker. Recently had a role at their place until Richie Rich made him redundant. Now has a coaching job with us.

“Shame, used to like him” Your club made him redundant, daft cunt. He’ll be living paycheck to paycheck.

TIL Amanda Staveley was engaged to Prince Andrew. According to daft mackems, that is… Not the real truth that she turned down a proposal from him. You’d think that would have been big news at the time considering he was so close to the throne.

Huge win.

Cannit watch.

Six minutes? Fuck off.

Rolled back on the pitch.

Surely a booking?

Shane Long mun.

He’s absolutely shite.

Fuck off referee.

Willock should have scored.

An injury to Schar is a blow considering who will come on in his place.

Went to absolute shite again.

Class header.

Handled it tbf.

Aye, I reckon the players could have a case for restriction of employment if they aren't allowed to be sold.

Abramovich is probably best served just surrendering the club completely. At least it would still be able to trade then.

Wonder if they still want their gaffer out.

“The Last Dance”

Aye, when Barton was their manager. It’s on their Netflix show with fans streaming out of the ground screaming “SHITE! FUCKING SHITE!” into the ether.

Uglier.

Weird how Bruce was good enough for us and how we were being too harsh on him but now he’s a laughable suggestion because he’s failing (unsurprisingly) in the Championship.