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‘We might know fuck all about football but let me tell you, we know our noncing’

Crypto firms will just take the place of gambling firms.

I see they are going out of their way again to make sure Adam Johnson is deemed the correct kind of nonce. Facts are important people. Unless you’re claiming Les Ferdinand cost us £8.5m instead of the actual £6m or the old classic that spent £80m the summer after we got relegated.

Awful news, hope he gets all of the help he needs.

Was absolutely class. When Shearer scored his second at our end every fucker landed in a heap after surging forward. Although the less said about the Inter fans throwing flares and cups of piss from the top tier the better.

My best away game that. Fucking incredible day.

Howling at this like.

Nicknamed 'chinky' because his name is Curry (fuck knows). Tells you everything you need to know about the cunt.

'He's as honest as the days come' Well, I have a raft of evidence here to the contrary, Kevin.

Spurs bringing on some regens.

ngl that’s quite funny tbh.

Poundland Scott Parker coming on to take it.

Pls give this.

That’s two pens Ronaldo should have had.

Some hit.

Stonewaller.

Well…

Fuck knows. He was offside but I don’t think that’s what the whistle was for.

Ronaldo channelling his inner Nicky Butt.

Lucky fuckers. Soucek just offside.

That they were in the third tier is permanently cemented in their honours with the Pizza Cup win.

It was off before last season started.

Shame he’s a crock.