Sima

They're in absolute bits. They should just be patient. We are Newcastle United, there's always a fucking disaster around the corner.

He's been through about 5 accounts in a week. Keeps getting banned, the dafty.

Any confirmation of the two Steves being fired into the sun?

Absolute drivel. 1) Eddie Howe would never have come under an Ashley regime. 2) Would we fuck have been up in arms. Daft cunt.

Another manager hounded out. How many is that now?

I wonder if the mackems sent the message in a bottle. All of their dead fans in the North Sea could have safely ensured it reached its destination.

Writing to Sting

Took them 5 days to make that graphic.

Announced in a couple of minutes I reckon.

Rafa above Tuchel is madness.

Don’t mind Keane after seeing his interview with Gary Neville and those bits and pieces he did with Micah Richards.

Imagine walking into the ground for the Brentford game and all of that tat is removed, man.

I’d say 7.

GET IT UP THE PITCH,. FUCKING HELL.

Can't believe he's back in after his brainless sending off against Spurs.

If these score, man.

They haven't got a fucking goalkeeper, man. Fucking brain dead.

Good of us to waste time with a sub.

Shoot you thick cunt.

wut.

Doesn't give us the two extra points though, does it?

kicked his own leg on the way down.

Lost his footing.

Far too deep and hanging on...

Get the fucking ball, man.