Sima

PASHUN. Helps that he was abewsing a forrin as well.

Fuckers.

I'll be happy if he's stationed behind de Gea's goal.

I completely forgot he was Spurs manager. Seen that Norwegian ad and wondered why he was on there, he was sacked ages ago.

'Sky Sports crowds'

Wayne Mardle, A Cunt, Olivia Colman, Mickey Carroll in a gorilla suit.

Luiz has had an absolute shitter.

I think we all know the answer to that... not sure, they're selling em cheap at SD near me though Probably the ones they've been given from Sky/The Premier League to give to season ticket holders.

Keys, what an absolute walloper.

Wait until Sunday afternoon.

They corrupted FIFA enough to be handed a World Cup, this is small fry compared to that.

The phone reception at SJP is a shambles tbf, maybe Villa Park is the same. I used to get kick off notifications walking down Stowell Street at 5:05pm.

Nowhere near.

Stifler off his nut on stripper fanny fumes.

Hawkeye took the phone off the hook.

His left arm is ahead of the ball and that's over the line too, man

Just look at the curvature of that ball. It's more over than our goal at Goodison earlier in the season.

Probably not bothering as it would prove they've fucked the job.

Literally pushing the ball against the back of the post.

Goal line technology's got the rona.

Added at Sky's end to the Main Event channel. Go onto SS Premier League and it disappears.

:lol:

Wanksman. Fuck off, new page Wanksman.

Honestly didn't think you could get a Poundland Chubby Brown, like.