Sima

That Athletic article reads like an obituary. I'm in.

Can’t wait to be lambasted by The Sun and Mail when we fuck COVID off and have a party at monument.

#wait

He’ll be a decent backup to Hazard imo.

'Careful what you wish for'

Mirandinha signing for us, too.

Class tune. EQUINOR!

The volume of 'our fans' threads, man.

Still laughing at these paying £4m for a terrace chant.

Why. Kill this thread, no self-respecting Newcastle fan wants to watch this.

Cans of Fosters on the Christmas dinner table.

Enjoyed him musing over ‘Markcomms’ Prick.

Asshat.

Tiesto, man.

Forgot they’d scored a last minute winner v Charlton first game of the season. Bet they’d have swapped that.

Just seen the scene where Methven is playing his beats through his laptop. Every cunt there laughing at him.

Lovely picture of The Don on the Netflix home screen featuring a bottle of Lewcozade.

8am.

Rob Lee at Wembley. Never heard noise like it at a football match.

pls.

'5 things we've learned about the new takeover' 'Why NUFC could be in prime position for scouting at the upcoming World Cup' 'Try these authentic Dubai dishes at Fenwick's' '10 transfer targets Newcastle should spend their warchest on' 'How many camels can you fit inside The Beehive. Lee Ryder investigates'

It feels different this time.

'Should' Grow a spine, Boris. Everything is 'should' with you. Cunt.

A mere amateur at backing off compared to Warren Barton.

Go on, Martin lad.