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Aye, you can guarantee none of them know our next five games will probably yield zero points.

Redknapp is so clueless, just because Fulham lost it shouldn't change our plan at all. Go for the win regardless. So much dumbing down of expectations, it's despicable.

'Among six or seven at the bottom' Name them, you colossal blob of lard.

Rumoured to be an option of a second year so I reckon it's possibly that if he starts so many games.

'They could be ready and available to win us the game' Maybe try to win the game from the start, you cunt?

Tough choice Newcastle 5-0 Man Utd Newcastle 3-2 Barcelona Newcastle 7-1 Leicester Inter 2-2 Newcastle Newcastle 5-1 Sunderland Newcastle 4-3 Man Utd Hard to pick one out of those but if I absolutely had to chose it would probably be the 5-0.

Was class how Bellamy used to absolutely rinse him.

‘For whatever reason’ Has to be grounds for an instant dismissal for godawful performance.

Too hungover to support their team on the day. Probably why the only time they have managed to win there is when the cunts didn’t show up at all

Them not making the play-offs at all is probably too much to ask.

I'd rather they lost in the semis.

That’s pure cringe. The new ‘Steeeeevie Gee’

State of that.

At least we'll get a documentary out of all of this.

Uh huh. Any decision as to whether that will be? If nothing happens in 5 years does it happen then? 10? It's proper pointless, like. Ashley doesn't give the fans the lickings of a dog so it's completely moot as he won't give a scrap of control up to the fans.

'One day hopefully own a part of the club'. 'Give us your money, we might use it one day...Honest...' I take it that his will be put in motion post-Ashley if the new owners are even willing to do it. So there's one massive hurdle right away.

Considering FCUM was a fan-led venture, the bar is pretty high already.

Zero chance of us beating Burnley.

'The Mighty Rafa' had 32 points in 2018 and 34 points in 2019 by this point. I was wondering why we'd heard nothing on that front...

Richarlison is Palace’s best defender so far.

So many forwards take zero responsibility and look for the pass rather than shooting.

James had his cock and balls lobbed off yet?

To criticise is ‘nonsense’. Fucking fat, ugly cunt. What planet is he on?

If football teams were a boring industrial estate.

Certainly looks that way. Look for Elmohammady coming in.