Sima

Fuck me, what a goal that would have been.

Rees-Mogg would be like a real-life Buck Rogers if he lived in Sunderland tbf. A statchew for fewture man.

He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus.

The fuck are Barca doing in defence?

Oh fuck off.

That’s a pen for Arsenal imo.

We barely created anything and we gave a stupid penalty away. Grim match to watch.

Alright nostradamus. What's the lottery numbers? Seems daft to tell you, I'd half my winnings.

Like I said.

Meh. Fully deserved, we’ve been dog shit. Shite from Lascelles.

Absolutely zero support there.

Ritchie

Absolutely lifting pass from Ki.

Nature of the dive...

After watching Almiron’s sending off last week, it’s not as one-sided as I originally thought it might be.

Jesus. What a block.

Still no booking for Guendouzi...

Cross it, man.

Awful defending.

Nothing in that game will get recalled as it didn’t involve a top six team.

Rondon getting bullied.

...

What’s this nonsense? Get Jamie back with the VR headset.

Needs to be knocked on the head.