Doctor Zaius

He didnt, they finished 6th and qualified for the Conference League, but they did win their last 5 games of the season and he looked to have turned them around when he got the bullet.

Can't really be standing in anyone's way when Barcelona come calling. Glad we've got a decent fee and it actually feels pleasant for a player to leave on decent terms.

I reckon Palaces budget is probably bigger than that of every club they faced in the conference league put together

Mid table English sides really are so far ahead of their forrin counterparts like

Good player but not a great one. Unplayable on his day, which is about twice a season. I think he'll do alright there tbf. A good fee but I feel we might could even squeeze a bit more out of them.

Ahh want them up me, ah miss the derby games, anyway itll be an easy six points for us like

Took 6 points off us so it does a little bit like

Yeah this day couldn't have gone much worse so far

Not fit enough for the squad but somehow definitely fit for England?

That is utterly beyond pathetic from Bruno. Fuck me, if you haven't given up on your manager then that's a fucking good impression of doing so.

This Chelsea side couldn't give a solitary fuck about winning today. Sunderland will win easily.

Has he watched Burn and Livramento this season? I mean, I'm happy for them but Livramento in particular has been crap. Burn has looked out of place every time he's played for England and I sincerely hope he isn't being taken with the possiblity of being played at left back. Very strange that Hall hasn't gone, suspect defensively, but if you're chasing a game and want a change at full back, surely he's your man. Djed Spence and Madueke are also bizzare pick. Meh, least arsed I've ever been about a world cup, hopefully I get into it when it comes around.

Anyway, it's Iraola, nailed on.

Yet Alonso has gone to Chelsea where the position is the absolute definition of a head coach? Either the clueless lot at Chelsea have completely abandoned their approach or Alonso is very much willing to cede control. Either way, I can't believe he's ended up at Chelsea and not Liverpool.

Not seen worse defending in Istanbul since Mehmet the Conquerer rocked up 600 years ago