Sima

Watching their match with a lad I work with down here. Standard is absolutely rancid.

Absolutely bang on.

He looks like one tbf. He was also wobbling his head all game as if he was walking to a boxing ring. Daft cunt.

Apparently Pickford did his faux Liam Gallagher act when he first arrived walking past reception too.

Best distribewshun in the world, marra.

Seen him referred to as Steven Taylor with gloves elsewhere. Fair assessment.

Pickford’s claiming he went for the ball was up there with Steven Taylor’s back injury on the line v Villa for me.

The Pickford thread on Grand Old Team is delicious reading. They hate him.

Everton are probably the most mentally weak team I’ve seen all season. For all of the quality they have, they buckled as soon as we equalised.

Palace and penalties, man...

TIL Richard Osman and Jo Brand procreated.

These are on my flight down to Bristol that I’m about to get on.

Has anyone got that picture of Ashley/Alan Barnes handy? Tried the forum search but nowt.

Mane

Am I missing something? I don’t think he was even that bad yesterday, they’re just a better team than us and he (alongside Diame was our best player) struggled to make an impact. He was always trying something though.

Diame and Longstaff in CM?

Never a foul (source: Boly)

Dirty fucker.

Straight to the Newcastle fans. Shithouse.

Wonder if they had to ask permission to that like you ask a landlord if you can decorate.

Is this story still going on, man? Stahp.

'The Axe' What a fucking weapon.

I thought it was a misunderstanding?

What a player this kid is going to be. Composure, stamina, anticipation and an eye for a pass. He’s got it all.