Sima

I was going to quote Keane but I thought he said it about Vieira and Senegal.

Desailly used to piss me off with his ‘My Ghana! My Ghana!’ schtick. Should have played for them if he loved them so much.

Shark jumped.

Looked a pen in real time.

The way Solano used to kill those crossfield balls dead

Evra

I'm with Pip tbh. Not a pen after looking at the VAR.

Shambles. What is this yute nonsense?

The fuck?

Lucky fuckers.

That pass...

Dumbtiti.

Nabbout not even on the list on the side.

French kit is AIDS. Bring back the white.

Probably the main thing I'll miss about Italy not being at the WC.

BBC's UHD feed is about a minute behind.

Baldba.

Dead at David Cameron and Clive Tyldsley.

Ironically, it might be one of the more pointless ones, based on the Iran game. Fully expect both these two to go through whatever happens. It’s possibly what has made it the game that it is. Two teams who are confident that they have enough to go through regardless of tonight’s result.

NACHO NACHO MAN

Pepe

Any chance of the moth rocking up and stalking Ronaldo tonight?

Checked the thread title, I didn't realise Ireland had qualified [/gammon]

OG

I hope there’s some shithousery from Pepe and Ramos.