Sima

I didn’t even realise that the badge is all gold. It’s immaculate.

Kind of weirdo club changes their kit at HT?

Kenedy will play against Spurs.

Just noticed these are currently closer to Gateshead than they are to us in the leagues

Liverpool paid £8m after bonuses (which I'd imagine aren't due) for him in 2015 at a tribunal. He's played 14 league games since and they want £26m? Get fucked mate.

For all of the players who would get a sticky thread first, Freddie Woodman was way down the list in my mind.

Sponsorless away surfaced yet? Tried to go to that goal.inn place to order the home, it's there but no add to basket option

That last paragraph

Those ‘Welcome to’ videos and even the comments in existing videos are pure

RTG having a bit of where were you when something happened: The event in question? You're thinking it must be pretty historic, right? Nah, just a 'where were you?' when Dyer and Bowyer threw a couple of punches at each other against Villa.

Scored both goals in 2-0 derby win once. So aye, two fingers from a Sunderland fan indeed...

It's incredible.

They better hope that their season goes as they expect or that T-shirt could be a decent seller further up north. 'Pleasures' indeed.

We could still do with shifting another keeper tbf. Blob please although Darlow is more marketable.

Get in.

Aye, I remember Gavin Peacock going to Chelsea in the summer of 1993 for similar reasons. Absolutely no ill feeling towards Hayden.

Homesick cunt.

Wey, if it was Ashley's phone number I'd be dialling myself.

Aye, Twitter is enough like. Nee need to promote his phone number (I know it will already be in the public domain anyway) as there’ll always be some that go too far.

There’s probably a clause in saying he can’t manage for 12 months if he chucks it.

Kevin Ball He was absolutely fucking rotten. Surprised they haven't went for John 'studs' Kay mind, who's claim to fame was kicking a goalkeeper in the head after missing a penalty.

Remember when we had loads of them? Mostly shite like but Marveaux, de Jong, Wijnaldum, Ayoze, etc. Halcyon days...

Albert

Was Mbemba one of the ones amortised in the £30m?

MAKE IT RAIN! j/k free transfer replacement pls.