Sima

Baresi and Maldini played in a testimonial tbf so I wouldn't really count those. Swap for the likes of Buffon, Cannavaro or Xavi though. Honourable mentions to Totti, Nedved and Del Piero

These are always absolutely hilarious. I’d wager you’d get onto our fifth or sixth ‘greatest XI’ before we’d start to struggle against their best.

Mate just sent me that via WhatsApp, it's incredible

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Keown was at it too, 'should have went down'. Custard wanker.

Mexico going out with a whimper.

Salah signs new deal at Liverpool.

He’s supposed to be an ansolute weirdo and a total freak at the best of times. Need to get him and Mapou together.

I reckon he’ll end up killing someone if Croatia get to the SFs or further.

Bilic putting that mackem rat in his place

If have Otamendi’d him right in the bracket.

tbf if he comes here it's not like he'll have to worry about taking pens. Wey aye, we’ll get four every game when VAR comes in. Better get Shola back.

Get in.

Please don’t sign that cunt, Rafa. He’s fucking dogmeat.

They all do it man. Last 2 steps of the run up the keeper usually steps forward. They all don’t cry their eyes out when there is a stutter run up either was my point tbf.

Get in.

You’re also not allowed to jump about four yards forward, you dingbat.

Wowzers.

Dixon on the crack pipe.

Jorgensen to score the winning penalty?

If it's an honest attempt for the ball, it's not a red. Oh come on

Bye Croatia. They’ll be broken after that.

Fucking hell if they miss this.

Fucking Bacon Delap.

Imagine a Russia v England semi final It’ll be war.