Sima

Is he crying because his shirt is on inside out?

My missus says they look like ones you get for a Build-a-Bear at the Metrocentre. They're fucking tiny.

Some poor away followings will drag our average below 52K imo.

Hope he gets mugged like Harry did. By mugged I mean murdered.

Fuck off. Ahmed had the spoiler though tbf.

That slow-mo

Lucky fucker.

That 5LiveSport background. Magedia.

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The noise when Rob Lee scored against Chelsea, man. That's the loudest I've ever heard us.

Back at Chelsea on his Instagram. I'd like to see him return as backup and he'd be a lot closer to the pitch here than there.

Good news. I'm definitely against having any sort of parade for the Championship.

Stahp. It's so transparent what the press are doing, linking us to all of these massively unobtainable players then tagging us with the 'deluded Geordies' moniker when they inevitably don't come off.

I'm mesmerised by that bounce in her hair.

Ban.

Those two dimwits holding that trophy reminds me of the Thai Leicester owners who hogged the Premier League trophy on their lap of honour.

Sell/Burn this cunt now pls.

All of this shit we get from the media is only for one reason. They know the potential of this club and they're fucking terrified that we will get it right and upset their precious status quo.

But according to mackem lore everyone hates us?

Ruined by the ginger cunt.

The time has come. Come back, sweet prince.