Sima

Some of them are already getting excited about being bankrolled into the Champions League. So fucking dense.

“Lisa Stansfield’s black and white army” ”Paul from Neighbours’ black and white army”

We should be looking at our legal options if it’s an open secret that he was working during gardening leave. Unless we’ve signed that away with the settlement. Just because that scruffy old cunt thinks garden leave is daft doesn’t allow him to ride roughshod all over the concept of it.

How fucking stupid, man.

“The Goodson derby” Who calls it that? You absolute rectangle.

Looks better than Bruno at the minute.

Referees/Linesman might as well not be on the pitch like.

Mad cunt.

Obviously not as good as Rico Lewis.

Bet he thought van Dijk’s was fuck all on Wednesday.

Dopey fucker.

Daft fucker there just been caught in full view throwing shit onto the pitch.

What the fuck, man?

Spurs fans just allowed to throw shit at every corner?

How is that not a red?

Jackson

Nice finish. Chelsea will be at least level by HT.

Spurs threatening to do to Chelsea what we did to them a couple of years ago.

Sanchez is fucking hopeless. He was in another postcode by the time that ball hit the net.

He was never going to put money into them anyway. That’s why these rules are in place, so the cartel club owners don’t have to spend their own money and stay at the top.

Maybe they’ll give us money for Mitchell?

Ten Hag Seriously though, I’d go for Terzic.

Isak-level signings aren’t coming to us anymore.

We’re a banter club again.

Probably because players are putting themselves in the shop window against them.