Sima

Gazza in Starbucks in the Metrocentre. He's looking well.

Can't see that being true considering he is one of their senior players. Got to be in with a shout of being their captain when Coleman leaves.

So much for freedom of speech.

Wouldn't mind seeing that Raya punch clear near the end of the game again. Looked like he was out of the box on first viewing.

As soon as that ball rolled back to him you knew what was coming.

INTO THESE CUUUUUUUUNNNNTTTSSS

More of a DOGSO than today. Apparently.

Scenes when Botman and Joelinton are named in the XI.

Daft cunt turned one of the best full backs in history into a DM.

Stinks of Guardiola trying to be clever. Same as when he dropped Rodri in the Champions League final.

Dressing your kid in a suit? Strip them of the trophy imo.

Man City fans abandoning their players before they get their medals just like the Scouse.

Fucking hell.

He must have been offered a fortune to stay. Doesn’t seem to have a clue how to break a team down.

He’s proper shit.

“Northern powerhouse is no more” Ignoring the northernmost team winning a cup.

Petey coming on. Man City are so shit he doesn’t need to picture the black and white shirts.

Why the fuck did de Bruyne not shoot?

That Man City physio pointing to outside

Offside.

Game over.

Nope. Dead wrong here, you can’t change the rules just because you want a “competitive match”.

Can I shock you? I like Wayne Rooney.

He’ll get another £350m to spend in the summer.