Sima

Show iz yer nonce face.

'children shed'

Hope someone chucks him in the Tyne with concrete boots on.

At least he knows his level, hanging around the Marussia garage. Cunt.

Sturridge injured for a month with severe watering of the eye.

Jesus.

Assumes he's done anything right. Ever.

:sweetfuckingjesus:

Is being a nonce an orange or red injury? Red, obviously. Did you learn nothing in biology?

Tbf Johnson is a decent free transfer option in an updated game of FM.

Ugh, take it to the corner man.

FFS Antonio.

What a waste, just shoot.

For fuck's sake.

They probably will. Still win by at least 3, mind.

'sake.

How do you spell four like?

Cheating pig.

Some effort from Antonio.

Mackems shouting 'whaaaayyy'......West Ham score.

Dangerous from Kirchhoff. Not sure how they got the FK?

Here, what the fuck happened there?