Sima

Might have to look at that hashtag later on for the utter clips that will be on there.

He's scored against us so he's obviously massively overrated.

Is he shit now? I'd possibly have him here for a season.

They'd have won more European Cups if Shearer had signed for them.

Shot.

Cabaye hasn't got a domino stuck to his forehead though.

Dropped his gay card.

Impressive that Man Utd have sourced an Italian Gary Neville.

Fucking freak.

Aye, Urby Emanuelson.

Imagine having that fucking degenerate as a cult hero? Hope we smash these cunts and someone slashes the tyres on their bus.

Even Chelsea? Or Man Utd?

'FC Imfullashit'

Get rid of that fat mess Derek Wright and get her in.

Hatem Ben Shaqiri.

Ugh.

Martin Tyler is desperate for Benteke to score, the fucking creep.

Wouldn't have Glen Johnson emptying my bins. Useless human being.

Do U21 suspensions count for first team?

Mad bastard.

Silence Clapping on 17 Silence Cheer Cheer Sing about Adam Johnson Silence

Coloccini just followed through

Out attacks look to have purpose, it's strange to watch.

Easy.