Sima

Never a pen in a million years.

Pen for mackems.

Fuck off Alan.

Mitro to nut Pardew.

Injury time at Stoke. 4 mins.

Can't handle this. Larsson over a FK on decent range. - straight to the GK.

Another corner...

My heart...

What is he doing, man?

Another corner...

Colback loves holding hands of people getting away. Reminds me of what I used to do in a club at 2am.

Never their throw in.

Adebayor.

Hot fuck .

Cisse constantly offside during that attack. Giving Townsend nothing to pass to.

Sissoko. Brainless.

Mike Dean is AIDS.

What the fuck is this?

Poor half but at least we're not losing like we normally are.

Here we go...

Suicide rolling it out to Tiote in that position.

Awful.

Wtf was Anita doing?

What's wrong with your head, man? 'Sake.

Chancellor showing them the way.