Sima

Horrific defending from the mackems.

Cisse doesn't know any other apart from putting is foot through it.

We've been awful so far.

Shit from Wijnaldum.

Full on push in the chest from Lescott.

Whitey.

So nervous.

Knockaert thought twice about diving as he would have been off.

Mikel

Definite red, was pushing him only seconds earlier and Dean had to talk to them both.

Fucking ridiculous from Stephens.

Chill, Rafa's got this. 0-2.

Jesus wept. If there ever was any indication of both Pardew and Bruce's utter ineptitude, this is it.

I don't think he'll finish in the top 3 next year. Seems a bit of a wanker iyam.

Didn't he sack a long-serving club doctor a year or so ago?

If we win and both the mackems and Norwich lose

It isn't a 5-star UEFA stadium iirc.

This, the last Nike one was sublime.

Same, I am in no doubt that we would have beat Villa in the final that year.

Good job underlining his point.

Fuck's sake. Shitty red card incoming.

£25.5m loss posted. They will struggle massively if they are relegated.

Rattled marra.

Tom Hanks is quids in like.

My face would be dripping like a fucked fridge if we won the league tbf.