Sima

Howling at Taylor taking one in the bracket.

Mbemba having a mare again, raped by Rooney there.

Fuck off Owen, desperate for Man Utd to score.

Fuck was that from Obertan?

Fuck me, what a header.

Ah well, that's him half-arsing it against Mata for the rest of the game.

Halfedara

Nah, this is par for the course.

14 minutes of these fingering our arse so far, only a matter of time before they stick the cock in dry.

This is like a practice game.

Wish we had a team that could actually do something.

Hope Michael Owen gets a couple of nuisance phone calls tonight.

Obertan putting out a marker early on.

'Hello Jack, fancy seeing you here'

Starring Chris Smalling as Keith Curle.

They are all still wildly behind even though this is your bog-standard exit strategy from someone that has had enough and wants his pay-off. A lot of them are so ridiculously naive.

2 thread on him over on RTG because he thinks what most of them are predicting will happen at the weekend. Because it's shearer though he's got his wankers hat on.

Quite sad to see him go as he showed some promise last season. We seem to have a load of bang-average players jostling for 2 CM positions so I suppose getting rid of one of them isn't bad although he isn't the one I'd have chosen.

Probably have him on the bench for half a season at first and then employ him as a RW

James Brimson. What a fucking cockknocker.

It's not even in Ponteland as well.

Aye, I'm not getting too excited yet but the signs are there.

Only thing I have got from that image is NEXEN TIRE

Is that from today?

Douglas?