Sima

IT'S ON. LIKE FUCKING DONKEY KONG.

I feel nothing.

Beckenbauer-esque from Taylor.

Dave Bassett iirc.

Blowing out of his arse

Close Control - 20.

FATHER TIME, BUH GAWD IT'S FATHER TIME! Mitrovic off ofc.

FATHER TIME, BUH GAWD IT'S FATHER TIME! Mitrovic off ofc.

http://i.imgur.com/FdSzawX.gif

Just need to bring Saivet on for Shelvey now.

Protect the 4-0 lads.

Book that ginger cunt.

Come off it man referee.

Pedro doubles his tally for the season in one game.

Chelsea have put their feet up.

Jump Mitrovic ffs.

Sick of only having one man in the box. If that.

Chelsea to take their foot off the pedal for the whole half, no more goals and McClaren suggesting 'there is a lot to take form our second half performance'

Dirty bastard.

Tiote might still be going to China. Presumably straight to the glue factory.

Good half lads.

Just need to keep doing what we are doing...

Sissoko

I'd love to see how angry McClaren is at half time