Sima

Or murdered by rabid Rangers fans. I'll take that.

Ashley doesn't give two fucks man, the last place he'll put himself is in the front of a lot of disgruntled supporters.

Either that or he's died.

'Alan is a terrific talent but we have to be realistic and know that if a bid comes in we won't be able to compete with your Manchester City's, Milan's and Chelsea's of this world.'

Harper doing his bit for us.

Carver had a hard boiled egg and Charnley had a lasagne. It was awkward.

That tackle in the 5-1

At least 15 years. Easily.

As if mackems have even a semblance of a clue about the merits of European football.

DIS OWNAH

Oh fuck off and hide behind a post Skeletor.

I've definitely just heard this cunt say 'just when you think you're getting somewhere you lose two players' on a TalkSport interview. What?

Wish I'd put a bet on it now

.....Reek

Jesus

Just googled Wendy Taylor. Didn't expect the Head of Media at a Premier League club to get pissed on when the cameras were rolling like.

This is the most galling thing. Why, for fuck's sake?

I despise this useless, ugly cunt now. 'They're in a privileged area where they can see what is going on' Aye, John. I'd be honoured to sit within 5 yards of your clueless mug listening in to all of you and Stoney's 'musings'.

Ryder biting at everything on twitter. What a fuckwit.

Ugh.

Thank fuck.

Fucking hell, they can't be stopped.

Jesus. Cambiasso maybe should have scored there.