Sima

Total wankers.

I'm going to have to wash my monitor. My pixels feel raped by displaying that.

Well and truly half-baked this like. Proper soggy bottom.

Can't wait to see The return of Gosling, Best and Khizianishdaftcunt.

He's an absolute fucking retard. I bet his favourite flavour window is cherry Tango.

Johnson's playable time is between 30th December and 26th February iirc.

That's amazing.

Balls, I thought he was back. Changed.

Anyone give a shit about this game? Should see us have an improved side to put out Krul Janmaat Williamson Coloccini Jonas Colback Sissoko Perez De Jong Cabella Riviere Please. Fuck knows what abortion JC will lick together though.

'only serves to further antagonise fans' What a fucking nerve.

Probably hoping people forget about it. Again.

Didn't even mention it.

Looks like JC has a bifter in his mouth.

Alyson Hannigan has piled on the beef, like.

QUAID!

This cunt resigned yet?

Ouch.

John Carver licks this.

Can't even remember the goal that we scored when we beat Chelsea this season. Zero fucks given.

Fuck off Terry.

How.

Yes, no more place for the losing finalist. It goes to the league instead.

Ivanovic is such a cunt.

'Stop that man, don't let him in' What a bunch of arseholes.

Scrap the whole thing. If you're offside, you're offside. No matter where you are on the pitch.