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Taking the pens at the empty end

22,240 Wey aye.

How do these cunts always get so much injury time?

Scores one goal and then his form falls off a cliff.

Fuck Crypto.

Looking forward to us getting the worst combination of fixtures imaginable.

Two reds since his last goal is damning when you break it down. He’s playing LW and he doesn’t do that tonight but circumstances out of his control have led him to play in a position that removes a massive part of his game. Bad from our transfer team for putting him in that position but double for the shithouse that is sitting at home while those on the pitch run themselves into the ground.

Benefits of a classic education. Nice suit, John Phillips. Rumour has it Arafat gets his from there.

Fuck it, let’s do it Sorry @LordJake

My lad was supposed to go in some corporate freebies with the missus bus he’s laid up in bed instead. Said she should bunch up with me in the back row but she reckons she’ll get thrown out.

Last minute ticket for this if anyone can make it into town on time. Gallowgate Block T - £50

£60m is ludicrous for this bloke.

Dortmund paying £30m for a surname could be one of the more embarrassing things about modern football.

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In Sunderland? About 1976.

Bring on the big cunts.

The amount of chances Fulham are missing…

Dorgu a fully-fledged citizen of planet soft cunt.

Who?

“A little nudge”

Apparently an elite footballer’s head goes to pieces if a referee bumps into him.

Don’t worry, they’ll get another one if needed.

Cartel club not leading inside the first 30 minutes against a non-cartel club? Dont worry, we’ve got you.

Can’t stand Brighton like.