Sima

There were more than 7 days between kick off this afternoon and kick off v West Ham.

No it isn’t.

Dubravka rooted to his line. Schar wondering where the fuck he is.

One of the Wild Samoans taking a hit from that shot.

Guarantee this ref gives Bruno his long-avoided yellow.

Longstaff shouting for the ball and then not running onto it.

Can’t even complete a single pass.

Tragic stuff.

Commentator on Peacock trying to flog all of our players.

Robinson already has Krafth on toast.

Atmosphere pre-expansion (expecially during the Keegan years) was light years ahead of what we have now.

Especially when we're clearly struggling for options at LW...

Cheers, Paully D.

If I’d pushed him under an oncoming Metro I reckon I’d have been acquitted in Newcastle Crown Court citing that as a motive.

I’d say the dropping of “you” is a pet hate but it’s not a pet. Sickening tbf. Nearly as bad a some millennial at Monument singing “when he grabs the ball he scores a goal” in the Andy Cole chant.

Did it happen twice to him or am I imagining it?

Is this being reported anywhere else outside of the Mail?

Added bonus of the mackems accepting FILTHY SAUDI MONEY.

I just don't want to have to sell Bruno, Isak or Gordon.

If they are going to put shitloads of corporate, just do it like La Bombonera and make the other three sides massive. You even get the pretty external area of Leazes Terrace/St James’ Street as you approach.

Just seen some daft cunt on TikTok live from the Etihad. Newly thankful that the signal is shite inside of SJP.

And the crowd goes mild.

So weird, man. Imagine strutting around graft spitting on the deck when there’s no physical exertion.

Reading. 2-0 up, took off Marveaux and Cabaye. Went on to lose 3-2. Blamed the fans post-match.

Seen a few Man City fans turning their nose up at him on Blue Moon. They don't deserve him.