Sima

Call my Pardew but I want the player furthest back on the pitch on the right hand side to have a modicum of defensive ability.

Get away man, he's shite.

Pathetic from Ki, I thought it must have taken a deflection

Is Allardyce wearing Farah slacks?

Now he's had a decent game against Arsenal and Man Utd I'd be reluctant to let him go. If he can keep this up I'd keep him in the first team.

Birtles is clueless. Linesmen are instructed to hold the flag until the player offside has played the ball.

Clear offside, man.

Offside again possibly.

'sake.

Nee way Swansea are hanging on here.

Now, no more goals.

BUH GAWD, HE'S BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

What the holy fuck is Ki doing?

Pathetic defending from Cattermole.

Fucking hell, some goal from Ayew.

Worse than Mitro's earlier in the season.

Fucking hell.

Brown and O'Shea are terrified of Ayew.

Lens looks like he has crawled out of a skip in Witherwack.

On his way out apparently.

Johnson Nonce cunt.

We need to start winning but I can't see it happening here and with away games at Watford and Everton coming up, we're fucked.