Sima

http://i.imgur.com/U9IsW.jpg

Fucking hell, man. Can't rely on anyone. So close.

Toure ffs.

Le Tissier 'Ashley has put his hand in his pocket' Urgh.

Isn't he still injured?

I'd rather try Colback as left back than this bloke.

Remy and God pls.

Has he still got his shaved head and scouse-brow? He can fuck right off if he has.

No thanks, he's total shit these days.

ffs

How is the team going to line up if we sign him and Doumbia?

I genuinely would prefer Shola to line up for us again instead of this fucker. That's how bad he is.

Hasn't Ayew only been there six months? Fuck's sake man, totally self-serving and corrupt as fuck.

I'm sure he mentioned 'chaos factor' with one of our players.

What a fucking shambles. £13m for a half-season loan from Marseille.

Jesus.

This went well.

What a mags favourite pop? 7up. MAGNIFERCENT SEVUHN. etc.

Give ower man, ALS have already designed t-shirts ready for a result.

Could mean he's a decent decorator.

Has to get his glasses in shot as well, bet they have 0 strength lenses in. Prick.

This will end well.

Joe Watts. I could point out loads of comparisons between the shitload West Ham paid for Carroll and other strikers...

Money spent where it doesn't need to be spent. We need a left back urgently and this is what we get. I'll be amazed if both Sissoko or Perez are still here after the window has closed.

The 'Watford' club.