Sima

Cisse on the right, Sissoko in the middle

Nah, Derby still get that award. DAT ALLARDYCE

'speccy egg'

Get out of our club. Please be nice to us and sack the manager, you fat cockney bastard. Get out of our club. P.S. Don't forget to do us a favour even though we are abusing you.

Just put £500 an a Swansea win.

Surely not? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=485772394898703&set=a.133254570150489.28997.100003978392800&type=1&theater So pathetic Obviously noticed the boom bust flow chart and thought 'we can do that'. Abandoning after about 15 seconds realising they have shit for brains.

That jacket, the man's tactics and the man himself are utterly horiffic.

The more I think about, the more I think Ashley was trolling us. He would have know the cameras would be on him and scrutinising his actions. I wouldn't put it past him to say to Charnley that he'll say 'that's it, he's gone' just to take the piss and wind us up.

I still can't bring myself to want us to lose but I no longer feel anything when we concede and the loss inevitably follows.

I feel sorry for Moke. I bet he knows he's fucking shite but he tries his best.

Aye Gary. Let's bring in Darren Bent and James Tomkins.

"should have stopped the cross" Couldn't have stopped the cross. We was sitting down.

Fuck off Neville. Idiot.

No, where does it leave you? You stupid cunt.

Jack's beating himself up in there. I'll help.

More frust.

Watched it back. 'Tell him he's gone' 'Get him in'

Ashley said nowt of the sort, man. Probably just talking about the cheeseboard. Ooh Lee, that's a right nice Cheddar.

Haha, what a fucking wanker. Shameless to the end.

Good. Now fuck off, Alan.

Can't believe I have watched all of this.

At least we haven't been beat four nowt. Progress.

Tiote looking for a third bride.