Sima

POWWWEEERRRRR. It's like interviewing Clarkson ffs.

Morecambe. Power. Apparently.

Good cup tie, Leeds have been decent this season though

Awesome.

Here we go.

Lucky cunts.

Man U gone.

If Bernard doesn't pull us out he should be barred from every pub in Whitley Bay.

WEMBERLEY, WEMBERLEY!

Agreed, he was fucking wank. Took his goal well though.

When was the last time we won by two? A new leaf.

Liverpool (A)

Talisman.

Fuck off Ellison, I hope someone shits in your takeaway. Even some pubes on your pizza will do.

Well played lads.

DOUBLE BUBBLE AMEOBI Start both of the fuckers up front on Saturday.

Up there with El Abd and that Grimsby prick.

That's a foul ffs.

BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE!

'Sampson by name, Sampson by nature' What the fuck does that even mean? The cunt has short blonde hair.

Good just killed a bitch.

What the fuck is on his feet? Scruffy spam hamper.

DEFEND.

Pardew preserving the lead vs Morecambe.

Fuck me.