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Cost us two points against West Ham. Thanks very much. Prick.

Ozil might sign in about 12 hours, keep watching.

Welbeck's gone inside to sort out the formalities of his deal.

Bid £2.5m for N'Zogbia.

Is this like where Ashley Cole signs about a week after the window closed?

SLAM!

I hope McCarthy doesn't go and Whelan loses him for £3m when they are relegated to League One.

Think they're done fella.

Matterface was clearly a feeder. Now she's fucked him off, her knockers have done one.

Welbeck signing for Arsenal as well? He'd better get inside the ground though.

Nothing a petrol bomb wouldn't fix

Imagine selling Fellaini and replacing him with Gareth Barry. What a fucking tragedy.

Looks nice.

Niall Quinn bullshitting. Again.

Haha, Sessegnon gone. Stupid Mackem cunts.

Is Niall Quinn talking about this guy? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090331015240/starwars/images/9/90/Ozzel.jpg

Ozil will give them a Top 3 placing, I'm confident of that.

Ozil has to go through, doesn't it?

Yes Natalie, I saw plenty offensive content there. The mere presence of mackems was enough.

Vinny O'Connor still hasn't closed that door on the left-hand side of his head ffs

Christ almighty. It's a bloodbath

Randoms acting on behalf of Man Utd?

Frightening times at The Emirates.

No way. Fuck Anichebe off, not Sessegnon.