Sima

Meat Man Soccer. Christ.

Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick.

Poor fuckers. Can't have long left on his contract though

Is the Ireland deal permanent?

I hope this mackem Sigurdsson thing dies.

A signing! It's a midfielder who's heart hasn't been in it for the last nine months. Fucking rejoice.

Where the fuck are Natalie's tits? Ah, right on cue.

I wish Redknapp had resigned in the summer. He's TV AIDS.

why are we not in for him, I think hes canny for 5m.

I apologise. It seemed the logical response.

KFC

At least SSN showed a goal that Borini scored against the mags, sign him up marra.

Shearer clearly been shagging about in Liverpool circa 18 years ago. Look at that kid on the right of the SSN reporter.

Graham Cotterill is a festering wart on society. What an odious, sweaty creep he is.

If they sell Sessegnon to West Brom.

Had to check to make sure he wasn't the keeper that had an absolute mare against Leeds final day last season.

Ozil will be such a treat to watch if you're an Arsenal fan. I'm totally jelly.

What a fucking salmon this cunt is. Cringey as fuck.

I think I puked in my mouth a little looking at that. The clip of Barry Silkman.

Look at this fucking shite, man.