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Did Davie Provan just say Pardew will be shot if Cisse gets injured? Challenge accepted.

He'll play the full 90 though

I'm faster than Debuchy.

Nice, but why is Sissoko hitting that first time?

wtf?

Fuck is going on? Our defence

Piss boiled by Shola.

The notion of a counter attack and involving Shola

Steven Taylor is on twitter? Bet that's insightful. 'Spam and chips today for tea. Yum.'

Get fucked referee.

Urgh.

Fuck off Shola. Good spell of football and then it is passed to that fucknugget.

Calm down man.

That would have been amazing.

Southampton apparently had a goal incorrectly disallowed.

Yep, Giaccherini.

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Advantage? Shola was wide open ffs.

Bullshit free kick Dowd, you skinny cunt.

That touch was horrific.

Is Pardew commentating?

Presenter or beard ? Either, although a presenter with the beard attached would be quite the fillip.

I'm enjoying this presenter's beard. I may get one.

Why is everyone putting a 4-4-2 up when Cisse is blatantly on the wing?