Sima

Has this cunt not bee....Oh

I wonder if they get Del Boy and Rodney to make an appearance? After all, they did live in his house.

The stewards do seem over-zealous at their place tbf. That doesn't excuse the whole immature "FUCK THA POLICE" vibe they have though.

Isn't there a picture of Tony Blair giving Mandela a Newcastle shirt floating about. Unless I'm thinking of Blair with someone else.

I'll take a draw here but there's no reason why we can't win.

When is this genius back in our team? I'm sopping with excitement ffs.

Was that the cunt that Hazard kicked holding the trophy in the royal box?

They were close to drop out of League two, and that would basically had been the end. Impressive history indeed. Wow, that's actually amazing.

Dyer still whinging about it ffs

Did Alan Parry just mention that Swansea nearly went out of business 10 years ago? First I've heard of it.

Steady on.

Played well today. Still a few rash moments though, he tried to half someone when they broke towards our goal in the first half.

Awful today, very close to now being the weakest link in the starting XI. Where the fuck was he for Southampton's second goal?

Hernandez is a superb player. Three cheer for Ram...Hernandez.

Mike.

Pardew's face on the BBC match report

One went on to win the double, the other the treble

Rangel should have shot there.

HAULED OFF, MAG KERNT!

What a wanker Dyer is.

Dyer telling his team mates to fuck off