Sima

24 hadn't aired a single episode by the time Shola had his Newcastle debut. The World Trade Center was still standing I know these are awful facts

Who knew that the person who wrote asking about what Newcastle books to read back in a cold February 2007 would turn into a maniac who wants to bastardise the sport we have known and loved for decades? I honestly don't know how you sleep at night.

"Hey guys, I'm an American and new to this forum. Do you think the EPL would benefit from a playoff system" "Fuck off" "Whees this kernt" "Mag WUM alert" Hmmm, seems like deja-vu.

Mag

A what? What did I lose at? You lose at not being an annoying fair-weather NFL scumbag. So there.

This is like a little piece of RTG has came to our shores. The first reply

I got told to fuck off for supporting the 49ers ffs

I don't go in the NFL thread and suggest a Gridiron Premier League ffs. I merely annoy Semtex as he is a sore loser. Know your limits ffs.

"Rugger" ffs.

What a fucking arsehole.

wat

Fuck off Gabriel Clarke. "Hi Arjen, two of your goals shouldn't have stood. Thoughts?"

That foul by Muller is actually hilarious.

I wonder if we could score a corner v Barcelona?

It's like a wedding medley ffs.

I think that sketch has usurped the Yao Table Tennis Meme. The missus thinks I'm weird for just bursting out in random fits of laughter. IS THIS THE WAY TO AMARILLO Germans...

Barcelona could do with Moke Wolliamson tbf.

It's going to be like a wake when these cretins discuss the game.

Listen to those power chords ringing out.

Can't stop laughing at that drawing ffs

Dante Hicks.

Sanchez with a frown Ryan Taylor would be proud of there.

Cry me a fucking river.