Sima

I hope nothing stupid happens with this beautiful man today.

I'm sure all of the new signings have relegation clauses, along with a fair few others I'd imagine. All of that money just frittered away.

Still can't believe this useless cunt played Shola as some sort of CB/DM hybrid.

First half dreamy, second half fucking abysmal. He still wants sacked like, he could hardly have fucked it up more save for taking Krul off for Sammy.

How is that not a foul?

Benteke allowed to push Krul's hands out of the way now?

Shola playing CB and Yanga-Mbiwa in midfield.....

Shola playing CB. Seriously, fuck off Pardew.

What the fuck is Shola doing?

Fuck?

100 Minutes added time.

Can't breathe at "ASSHOLE SKELETON"

What is fucking Taylor doing?

Listen to Brian Little, man. I hope his car flips over on the M6.

Seriously man......

Brian Little willing the ball into the net. Monkey-hanging cunt.

Can't believe my eyes, Cisse on the right again for fucks sake.

These are fucking thugs.

What fucking formation are we playing now?

Brian Little nearly shot his muck.

Not a bad sub imo. At least it's attacking. And 442 ain't so bad as long as we create. Fuck off Alan, shouldn't you be making more shit tactical decisions?

Shola does look like a black Zeus tbf.

FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO

Gutierrez could have been sent off for that.