Sima

SNEARER IN

Laughing way too much at this.

That's a fucking red if Coloccini's was last week.

I actually fell asleep for 20 minutes during that. Grim.

That injury to Terry looks bad. Shame.

Send Krul up and take a short corner?

Imagine if that was sliced into the net man

FUCK OFF

Williams claiming for that

Fuck off Birtles.

Christ.

Might as well walk off the pitch now, we're not going to score. Newcastle lost 0-3 to West Ham by DNF

In?

YES. SHOLA!

We were so fluid last season in the 4-2-3-1 WHY FUCKING CHANGE IT?

Commentators clueless

COMES UP AGAINST BIG SAM TEAM. LUMPS IT FORWARD AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

'bout time the cards came out. STOP WITH THAT FUCKING SET PIECE MAN.

Demba

Birtles

Goal.....Williams.

Aimless from Simpson

There's no need to give them unnecessary free kicks like

Massively out of form striker - Tries long shots.