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Loads of replies of excellent, love owt like this marra, ad infinitum.

Fuck, had completely forgotten about Uncal Mick

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=756896 High-fives all around for exposing him, it seems.

Pardew to start him and Taylor on the bench and play Williamshit on Tuesday?

'Bah Gawd, Bah Gawd, Bah Gaaaaaawd' BAH GAWD! LAMBERT HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!

Is that the name of a pub quiz trophy?

Delph complaining about that ffs.

The fuck is Bent doing there man. Throw yourself at it ffs.

Villa fans not exactly up for this.

This is fucking depressing, a League Two side getting further in this competition than we have done for 37 years.

Can't help but feel all of these signings are building us up for a massive kick in the balls.

Mascherano and Fellaini. I'll settle for both of those as well please.

I'm getting a shitty feeling of déjà vu

What is happening with Shane Ferguson these days? Hes not a LB. From what I have seen of Ferguson, he's as much of a LB as Santon is (emphasis on getting forward, etc) Anyway, my point was based around that if we have limited resources I'd rather this money was spent at the top-end of the pitch.

What is happening with Shane Ferguson these days?

This signing seems unnecessary and the money could be spent elsewhere. Unless Pardew is planning on playing Santon LW?

Colours clash on outfit 2/10 WNB

I've still got absolutely no faith in this going through.

Starting to think we should play La Marseillaise instead of Local Hero before every game.

I feel sick.

@stevewraith: Anyone know which Nandos Nile Ranger is in? #nufc

This fucking thread.

Man Utd's pool for officials must be really small by now, the amount that are banned from officiating their games.

ITV What a bunch of spunktrumpets.