Sima

SVEN!

Haha, joke.

These are making loads of mistakes. Need to take advantage.

They hide any criticism of Saudi Arabia to ensure advertising money keeps rolling in. The cretins on the Newcastle thread will never call the mods/owners out on it though.

Nope. 1 Adult, 1 Senior, 1 Child

Looks like I’m 0/4

Bewildering how people are getting Milburn L7 as category 2. Zero clarity on which category is which.

Hank's a misogynistic alcoholic prick tbf. Genuinely needs help but he revels in the love he gets for necking three litres of frosty jack on a Tuesday morning.

Apparently a defence for them burying the Newcastle threads in their online shame dungeon is that advertisers aren’t happy about criticism of Saudi Arabia being in public view. Happy to take the coin as long as they are publicly seen not to criticise SA? Sounds like Boardwashing to me.

Casemiro left in the dust.

Onana’s attempt to save Sane’s shot. Channelling his inner Lionel Perez.

Geet up.

I’ll allow this one.

Delighted for Rio.

Anyone knaa what torso deception is in Italian?

Back to beat Shearer‘s record after a couple of years trying to win the CL.

Hakimi v Dan Burn in 2 weeks.

Only works when he comes off the bench. No good when he’s gassed at 60 minutes.

Desperate to beat ourselves.

Howe showing his naivety here.

Joke of a pass from Anderson.

Helps that we’re fucking clueless in attack. Good job we spent £100m on subs and didn’t buy a creative midfielder.

Wilson being bearhugged

Playing like they don’t know each other.

Who had 49 minutes for Schar’s head injury?