Sima

Fuck off Werner.

Casemiro and Ugarte are laughs.

“The Butcher”

Casemiro on

If you asked both sets of fans for the least favourite player of recent years those two would be high on the list for both.

Why does Fernandes stick his leg up at knee height to attempt a tackle? It’s a blatant red. Fernandes does that in a Portugal shirt to Saka and every cunt in that studio says the opposite.

Just me that thinks it was reckless as fuck and a clear red? Deeply irresponsible from your captain.

Send more of these cunts off please.

That Zirkzee is fucking useless.

I thought Hall was excellent today.

Was just going to say this. Big fan of that Willock/Joe combo of 22/23.

Newcastle 0-3 Man City Arsenal 4-0 Leicester Brentford 1-1 West Ham Chelsea 2-0 Brighton Everton 0-2 Palace Forest 2-1 Fulham Wolves 1-3 Liverpool (chosen) Ipswich 1-2 Villa Man United 1-0 Spurs Bournemouth 1-0 Southampton

Jesus. That's horrific. All the best and here's to a full recovery.

Surely the biggest carrot we can dangle is SJP turning into parkland and serving as a walkway to the stadium. Of course, the more likely scenario is there's shitloads of commercial popped on it.

Lovely breakfast wrap

Not as mental as £160 for a tracksuit.

Payment of any legal fees is ruled to be covered by the nearest neighbour of the owners of Manchester City.

Sick of these cuck clubs stinking up the division in place of traditional clubs full of ambition. Steve Parrish knows exactly what he's doing. Crystal Palace are a 2nd tier club all day long, propped up by the advantage of being located in London. Same with those in proximity to London. I'm looking at you Brighton and Bournemouth.

Got the hoodie, LS shirt and t-shirt with the 10% off. That's me in my overdraft comfortably.

Former Chelsea fan being on the fans advisory board Cheers Dazzler.

Imagine being this scared of Newcastle United that you make all of these rules up. Wankers.

The whole PSR shitshow is against competition law.

Probably not the best idea for the Chairman to spout about being #1 then if you don't want the scrutiny when it looks to be withering away.

They sound like Crystal Palace fans back when Pardew won a few games for them. Ian Wright also had a phase where he used to goad us on Twitter. Until Shearer rocked up and put him straight.

Turns out I was being generous.