Sima

Fans getting on the players back’s already.

A single ticket? Aye. Just forward the email with the ticket on it.

"Your whole ticketing process is a 'general exception'"

Flashing like a fucking Christmas tree.

It’s the moment of hope for me, which is swiftly dashed.

Evening officer.

Only surpassed by the Urby Emanuelson/Kieron Richardson mixup.

Feel free to use me as a star witness if you managed to get that far tbh.

Foden off

Should have scored.

Maguire

Robertson. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

Foden gol.

I reckon they've got a responsibility not to facilitate those with little financial control to not over-extend themselves by buying 10 sets of tickets possibly for a family at once. Needs to be done about a fortnight quicker than it currently is though.

*lick*

St James' Millmoor Ewood Park Maine Road Burnden Park Hillsborough Old Trafford Roker Park Stadium of Light DW Stadium Anfield Goodison Park Loftus Road Villa Park San Siro Gateshead International Stadium Old Wembley New Wembley Etihad Stadium

“What ya talkin aboot? Pilot?”

Was Romania, I was at that game.

Just wait until the next group game when they are all supporting PSG. This will be justified because Qatar's human rights abuses are not as bad as Saudi Arabia's. There is a line, marra.

Bet it’s Liverpool again. After they ditched their aging midfield to Saudi for £50m+

Worrying.

Literally dozens of places.

Making it up as they go along.