Sima

What’s that? You’re paying £15 for a cocktail? Aye, have as many as you want.

The service in these bottomless brunches is deliberately shite to maximise profits. It’s common to only get 6-8 drinks in your two hours.

Missed out on this one.

You’ve got to wonder how much extra would, say a £2bn stadium investment give us per year? I’d say very top end would be to compare us to Spurs (£80m extra per season based on 22/23 accounts) where the extra people through the door would counterbalance the higher entry price. Even then that’s probably a bit fanciful given their higher corporate costs.

My mindset is that we’re being run on our own sustainability these days with all of the “doping” that can be done under the current guidelines no longer happening. It’s why we’ve seen no movement at all outside of tarting up what we already have on the training ground and redevelopment of the stadium. Also why we still don’t have a training kit sponsor despite it being an open goal for injecting cash. My theory is that PIF have become frustrated at all of the blocks put in place post takeover and don’t see a clear path for where they want the club to be. They would exit today if they received a good enough offer but why would anyone invest when the die has been cast with the hierarchy of the league, outside of an absolute miracle of scouting for a consistent 10-15 year period?

Hoodie is a thing of beauty.

Masters pushing hard for us to be banned from the Champions League for the next 20 years due to such an indescretion.

Doesn't the resale window for Brighton open tomorrow at 10am? Shambles.

That picture needs to go to the Shoe Council.

Drury had fuck all poetry written down for that. Fraud.

Havertz has done fuck all there like.

Arteta is such a creep, man.

Incoming Man Utd winner.

Feels like the character of the club and the drive to succeed has left with Amanda and Mehrdad.

Cunt should he sent off.

Is it because he looks like a fat Steve Wraith?

Imagine if Longstaff did that man.

That Barton 1-0 game remains the worst game I’ve ever seen us play.

Hope this referee get his Just Eat order mixed up tonight.

WIDE

Harrison Reed is a fucking horrendous footballer like.

Hall playing RB

Fucking foul, you cunt.

Only a couple more than Miggy scored the season before tbh. Get rid of both.