Kanj

I was hoping we'd snap Beckford up right after the season...fml

Shearer, saw him on the tube pre Newcastle days, then Euro 96 was on ESPN here in America, was 100% sold, Newcastle love immediately fell in and there was no turning back for me, even as depressed and insanely negative I am, still the love doesn't falter. Mind you I should have been a Liverpool, Leicester supporter growing up as my uncle and brother tried to brainwash me. My father and his family grew up in Leicester/London so its a wonder how I was allowed to walk around with a Toon top in our humble home in Florida. Simply put though, will always be Shearer. He's the reason I fell in love with football, stayed in love with football, and will always love football.

I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're f***ed off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Why would they care, they get paid regardless. Their credibility as a mover and shaker in the world of brokering deals for high profile football clubs is on the line? Ok, David Icke, sounds plausible and I could agree with that. Ill accept that too - I'd rather hear that, seeing the company fed up with Ashley then just sitting there blowing smoke up our behinds and taking the $. Which in all honesty, I could also see them doing too. But yes this does reflect badly upon them.

His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes.

He'd misspronounce brats as kilbasa, hot dogs as brats.... "Insomnia, Somnia, zoggy....er...nzogbia" Was still f'ng hilarious btw.

beye is a geordie, no? :-/

Oba v. Boro, to take the game still was his shining moment for me. All slowly came crashing down...that post hit a few matches later, ugh. Pompey changes missed, ugh. Oba v. Boro, falling over himself taking that snop shot. Brought me to tears...I thought we were saved.

Sir Bob to take the mic after the match, thank everyone then say "alright enough is enough Mike, sell up or we're going to oust you ourselves, you don't want to mess with my contacts. Sell up today, appoint Alan, and get the f**k out of town."

The 3rd guy in the beginning is Mike Ashley.

Painful, but much respect to CH, he's a top man who hasn't run away too. He's stuck and got on with the job. Ah cheers mate, that was kind of you. I don't really see it as a job though I just love sticking by my team. I'll still be there next season, I wont run away. Did i miss something?

What if the NUSC and other supporters all created a sign for each person that when held together spelled out SELL THE CLUB MIKE, YOUR TIME IS UP. YOUR TIME IS UP ASHLEY SELL UP MIKE LLAMBAS IS A C*OCK F*CK YOU MIKE Too much money...i know.

Painful, but much respect to CH, he's a top man who hasn't run away too. He's stuck and got on with the job.

That article makes me want to weep.

He should never have been rbought back to the game, man's lost his marbles and is incredibly dillusional.

Your list makes me want to weep man, sigh.

Yuck, this thread and talking of Man City makes me sick

I'd like Bwin on our shirts, they'd not put a box around it I hope. I think I'm losing it...

Man, he really and truly is...a complete idiot businesman, and how he made his money is unbeliveable. When the advisor, the investment banker, is telling you to take a deal, they've used all their analysts, models, due dillegence on the buyers to know that this is the best possible scenario for all parties involved. And Fat Ash is a complete tool. I'm sure Seymore Price will be wary working with Ashley ever again.

It will have a massive fkn impact on Malaysian football, when we send them Shola on loan. And Alan Smith will be their new icon, everyone will bleach their hair and cut it like he does. PS - does Smudger realize that NOBODY bleaches their hair anymore?

Nar man, FatAsh gagged them

For some bizarre reason, I read that as "I can get on my wife" "Darling, we aren't having sex until Newcastle United is sold..." HAHA, hilarious.

The Skirge Splirge

100M + Spurs season tickets and Ash would sell for sure.

What they saying?

I'm sorry, what?