Kanj

His failed impression of trying to write something beautiful like Caulkin does

the fuck article was that? a jumble of words

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

The same Remy who sat out final match to save himself from injury. The same Yohan who got out ASAP having to work under Pardew. Yeah okay.

Compensation for woodman = 356 pounds, 56 for the contract and 300 for the XXXL track suits ordered

You'd play every fucking weekend for us and be away from Pardew you daft cunt

This. Come home.

This man, is made for this club. Only we have the absolute worst owner and setup known to man. Seriously. His passion, his personality and Newcastle United under a proper owner, good-god.

Perfect week so far VI has seen enough success that we'll never seen in our ENTIRE lifetimes. VI also has seemingly become more of a fan of ours in the past 12 months, maybe even 6 months it seems. In our darkest and lowest hour.

I bet Ashley sacked him, paid him out fully, and also gave him a you kept us up in the PL bonus. Hence why he probably is happy to walk away "proud"

Seriously, the fact he was sacked makes this so much better.

SACKED. SACKED. SACKED. YESSSS

We're going to have players look FAR different now man, we're going to have REAL coaching now, not saying McClaren is some brilliant manager or will magically make us a wonderful team - but we're going to actually coach our players now with a man who is known to be an excellent coach. Will also hope all players get a clean slate with McClaren now in - that includes the likes of Abeid and Marv. (Arrghhh fucking shame about MYM, Santon, and HBA man!!!)

Get Woodman out too for fucks sake

While it's cool he's there and I like the dude, Bielsa would have hurt a ton.

I also like that he's the kind of man who loves a good resign or two

On the bright side, the only really, is that he actually is a good coach. These players have not been coached since they've been signed.

Morgan though.

I have her, Morgan, and Pinoe...glorious. Pinoe is not hot though

Kaka. Add Leroux on Instagram homie. that gif is you for next 5 hours.

Same. Kaka is hilarious. Rapinoe is outstanding man Greatest most beautiful sub of all time goes to Leroux for Morgan. These USA women play some brilliant stuff.

Sounds dumb, but not as jealous that that they have Slav Bilic. Now Marcelo on the other hand.

I'd take Austin for sure

Ameobi > Riviere Let that sink in.

What I hate about this - is that, if you asked a Chairman/Owner of say.....some bog standard Championship Club and said - hey, if Frank De Boer was interested in the job at your club, and you had the money to pay him a salary, would you do it? 99.9% of them would say Yes, instantly. At Newcastle United, we have seemingly Frank De Boer, Laudrup, Garde, etc. INTERESTED in this job, but our Chairman and Owner think that hiring a status quo manager makes fucking sense. Ridiculous.